Wednesday, October 12, 2005
1) My uncle once:
Ran away to Batam to marry his second wife.
2) Never in my life:
Will I snog a camel.
3) When I was five:
I had no titties.
4) High School was:
Shit.
5) I will never forget:
The moment I, I.. Uh. Cannot remember.
6) I once met:
A guy with his schlong bulging against his zipper.
7) There's this guy/girl I know who:
Gives blowjobs for free.
8) Once, at a club:
I saw Paris Hilton's underwear.
9) By noon Im usually:
Itching to get out of school or home.
10) Last night:
My bed rocked.
11) If I had only one dream:
I wouldn't want it to end.
12) Next time I go to church:
Yes and money will grow on trees and mushrooms on faces.
13) Angelina Jolie:
Can straighten up anything crooked.
14) What worries me most:
The lack of intellect in relationships nowadays.
15) When I turn my head left, I see:
The French Alps.
16)When I turn my head right I see:
The Gobi Desert.
17)You know Im lying when:
Me? Lie? NAH. Maybe when you start balding.
18) You know what I miss most about the eighties:
The prices.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare:
I would be a vamped-up Juliet who goes around digging gold from suckers like Romeo.
20) By this time, next year i might:
Oh yeah I can predict the future. My crystal ball is on emcee today. I'll get back to you later.
21) A better name for me would be:
Arooth Kaynier Desarue
22) I have a hard time understanding:
The attraction of FHM.
23) If I ever go back to school:
Maybe if I had left school already...
24) You know I like you if:
I drool all over you. Kidding, of course. I'd cu-- okay never mind.
25) If I won an award, the first person Id thank would be:
My parents. If not for them, I wouldn't have existed. Therefore, I wouldn't have gotten the
damn award.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Einstein:
Slim who?
27) Take my advice, never:
Turn gay.
28) My ideal breakfast is:
A jug of coffee.
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
Kasihnya Laila by Jin Bara
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:
You bring me to yours.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & trackstars are all:
Nuts.
32) Why wont anyone:
Gimme a million bucks? Seriously.
33) If you spend the night at my house:
You'll want to spend a whole year, and then some.
34) Id stop my wedding for:
Pharrell Williams
35) The world could do without:
Paparazzi.
36) Id rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
Eat it.
37) My favorite blonds are:
The ones on the DIY hair dye boxes. Spares conversation.
38) PAPER CLIPS are more useful than:
My ass.
39) If I do anything well its:
Cracking you up.
40) And by the way:
You have something hanging out of your nose. Gee you're gross.
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