Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Hari Raya is TOMORROW BEBEHHHH!!!
Ahem okay been busy trying to tidy up my room but I don't see the point in doing that since I will be going back to school next week and there will probably be tons of homework to complete.
Moving on to more meaningful things.
Well, this Hari Raya means quite a bit to me. Mainly because I have a lot of apologizing to do. Not to mention forgiving too, which will be so much more difficult. But I will do both.
I am very tired.
Because I have been baking since like for-EVAH! I think I might have grains of self-raising flour permanently embedded in my palms. Oh no! Fat palms! Okay I'm talking shit.
Went to Geylang with the 2/2 peoples uh.. when was it? Not sure when but yes, I did go there not today, not yesterday, not the day before yesterday, and not the day before that either but yes, I did go there not HAHA gets on your tits doesn't it??
Ate at Cavana oooh Yumza nice place love the food. I had black pepper chicken hotplate or something like that and it was served to me with steam fearfully rising from the plate. As a hotplate suaku I was scared.
Concocted some cockamamie story about how the name bandung came about. I had no idea where that came from lah. Poor Han she almost choked on her food. Sorreh! Is it just me or do people love to laugh whenever I open my mouth? What is it the teeth?? Gosh you people are so insensitive! I know I have less-than-perfect teeth but tone down on the laughter lah.
So hurtful. People even laugh at me when I smile! Ah next time I shall whip out a paper bag and put it over my head whenever I want to talk or smile.
Don't tell me you took that seriously? Shit you are SO DUMB. HEH HEH.
Saw a lot of different species of street scum at Geylang. Well, there was the ever-irritatingly-ubiquitous-therefore-painfully-familiar MINAHS who were either dressed in nothing much or less. Some were surprisingly bearable lah. But there was this group who was extremely, sorry to say, FUGLY.
If they didn't have spare tyres spilling from their tums and touching their thighs lovingly exhibited in chokingly tight scraps of fabric, they had faces even their mothers can't love. There was this last girl, who had gazillions of craters on her face, who gave me that You think you so cute? stare.
Hello excuse me well I DEFF think I am cuter than you at least I don't have CRATERS on my face HAHAHAHAHA! Watch out Potassium Hydroxide you have a fierce competitor in the BUTT UGLY stakes! Stay tuned for fierce acidification as our two not so pretty and one not so young lasses fight it out!
As I was laughing and ridiculing her to Atiqah, this group of MATS heard me say, " Aku tau lah aku lawa " but they didn't hear the " Tengok aku semacam seh " before that so you would think they have no right to say anything BUT THEY DID.
They said, " AH yelah tu, cakap lagi cakap lagi! " And they laughed.
Please lah if you didn't have any luck fishing for fugly female tadpoles in the longkang for hope of scoring a date then PISS OFF and do not disturb me.
Sheesh. And I thought people couldn't get any more irritating.
If not for THEM my day would have been absolutely purr-fect.
ALAH why is Mr Ng leaving??? I almost cried. He is so nice. So nice. So nice. And cute too! Like, your grandfather cute, not Mr Ari cute. Speaking of which, Mr Ari leaving. Along with Mrs Tan.
HUH. I know I've lambasted her on this blog, speaking of her in a not-so-kind way, but I've realised that she is a great woman indeed, because at such a young age she has come so far. Scrap all the lame inspirational quotes and she herself is really rather inspiring.
Which is why I would like to apologize to her for demeaning her worth.
Selamat DeepaRaya peoplesss!
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